remember how i lent my brother my car when he was in town? well, i opened my armrest thing today and what did i find? two joints. yeah.

thanks a lot little bro. what if i got pulled over and had my car searched? not likely, but still! and so i called him, and told him if he ever left drugs in my car again, could he please let me know about it, and he said- "oh, don't worry about it, you can smoke them." hello? i don't smoke anymore, it's been at least 6 years since i have, and he knows this.

and also, does he have such a large quantity of pot that he has no need to take it back home with him?

and, he was at a party over the weekend, the cops came, took his name and info, then went to the squad car to call it in, and he took off. ran throught the house, over the fence, and home. smart kid. i told him that everyone knows you run before you give them your name, not after. dumbass.

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